Skort Talk
So what in the world does that title mean, Skort Talk? Well, As I like to listen to hints from the Great Beyond, I get awakened at all hours of the night. I’m saying it is my business that wants to be heard, or has something interesting to say. Yes, that sounds a bit weird, and yes maybe it is but it is what has gotten me to this point in the design, development and manufacturing of this skort. Needless to say I must continue with my open minded approach, and see what comes next.
Today it seems a poem about how to Pee in the Woods is on the docket. I hope you enjoy
Do wild women, like bears, really pee in the woods?
If not, I’m suggesting that you really should.
From your walk on the trail
To the mountains you climb
Wearing your Cover )( Y’r Assets Skort
Will protect your behind.
On the boat or the golf course
Your freedom will shine
You squat or you stand
Wearing this perfect design.
The snaps at your waist
In the front or the back
Will allow you convenience
You never will lack.
Unsnap them with ease
And they drop down below
Then stand, squat, or lean
And allow it to flow.
Your tail and your front
Is covered completely
As you finish, snap up
And your finished quite neatly.
Another good friend
Is a cloth they call Kula
It snaps to your bag
And costs minimal moolah.
Its saving the planet
By not leaving behind
The paper you used
No more deaf, dumb or blind.
So Hiking, or boating, all the fun that’s outside
Should never stop women, by
Looking for somewhere to hide.
We can walk all the trails
And see all the sites
Being courageous and confident
Safe, while filled with DELIGHT.