Skort Talk

So what in the world does that title mean, Skort Talk? Well, As I like to listen to hints from the Great Beyond, I get awakened at all hours of the night. I’m saying it is my business that wants to be heard, or has something interesting to say. Yes, that sounds a bit weird, and yes maybe it is but it is what has gotten me to this point in the design, development and manufacturing of this skort. Needless to say I must continue with my open minded approach, and see what comes next.

Today it seems a poem about how to Pee in the Woods is on the docket. I hope you enjoy

Do wild women, like bears, really pee in the woods?

If not, I’m suggesting that you really should.

From your walk on the trail

To the mountains you climb

Wearing your Cover )( Y’r Assets Skort

Will protect your behind.

On the boat or the golf course

Your freedom will shine

You squat or you stand

Wearing this perfect design.

The snaps at your waist

In the front or the back

Will allow you convenience

You never will lack.

Unsnap them with ease

And they drop down below

Then stand, squat, or lean

And allow it to flow.

Your tail and your front

Is covered completely

As you finish, snap up

And your finished quite neatly.

Another good friend

Is a cloth they call Kula

It snaps to your bag

And costs minimal moolah.

Its saving the planet

By not leaving behind

The paper you used

No more deaf, dumb or blind.

So Hiking, or boating, all the fun that’s outside

Should never stop women, by

Looking for somewhere to hide.

We can walk all the trails

And see all the sites

Being courageous and confident

Safe, while filled with DELIGHT.